Garglon Nutzoid

Garglon Nutzoid, a bulbous, green-skinned alien from the planet Testiclar Prime? He’s known across the galaxy for his comically oversized, bouncy ballsack that jiggles like a pair of cosmic maracas every time he waddles into a room. Legend has it, he once accidentally sat on a small moon, mistaking it for a chair, and left a crater shaped like a pair of lumpy avocados. His catchphrase? “My sack’s so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull!”