Oh No! I Spoiled My Slurpy

Like many uncreative megafauna, Habelkef drinks energy for sustenance. Thorax packers wouldn’t understand. But it’s a whole different experience in a tube. It’s not the banal epidermal suffusion Habelkef must witness every morning in boulder eats (one of several justified reasons for skipping). Neither would Habel tolerate the faux-food gelatins that are all the fad in the Ecosystem. No, only slurpy tubes, the medley of substance and symbol, the balance of life on Earth and Otris, the backbone of the Mythtuf food economy (being the only commercially available item), are worthy. The slurpy tube blends the robust textures of mineralized solvents with the holistic pleasure of unadorned energy. Years of fermenting lead to the sumptuous crescendo of one slurp; Habel wouldn’t trade it for Lunar peace (well, maybe). Plus, it makes a great weed whacker.